“I think it’s time to choose a new dad.” George Marks/Getty Images

GOOD DAY, SMART STUFF! It’s time once again to put that smart brain to the test with this week’s edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly, local, sassy trivia game. And this week, you’ll use your powers of deduction to solve local thefts, find out which is the oldest movie theater in Portland, and… that’s the best part… CHOOSE A NEW DAD! In addition, and this is new, you can subscribe to WIN FREE PIZZA from our always delicious friends Atlas pizza! (A new dad AND a free pizza? What am I? In heaven??)

But first… HOW DID YOU DO IN THE PREVIOUS QUIZ? Guys… last week you scored the highest of all time! GOOD WORK! I was particularly impressed that so many of you know what a fucking ‘gutter’ is!

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OKAY, IT’S TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week’s quiz below, grab our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand new quiz! (Having trouble taking this quiz? It’s probably because you’re not getting Mercury newsletters! INDEX! TIP!) Now augment the cerebellum, because it’s time to get BRAINY!

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