HELLLLOOO, SMARTY BRITCHES! It’s time once again to put your exceptionally smart brain to the test with the latest edition of POP QUIZ PDX– our weekly quiz is packed with sassy and fun multiple-choice questions about what’s been going on in Portland over the past week, plus a few random questions just for laughs. And this week’s theme is near and dear to many of your hearts—SPORTS SPORTS! (Plus a few questions for those who hate sports, just so they don’t feel left out.)

But first… HOW DID YOU DO IN THE PREVIOUS QUIZ? Pretty ding-dang good! But I was particularly impressed that an overwhelming majority think Britney Spears’ “Toxic” should be our new national anthem! It’s written so it must be done!

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OKAY, IT’S TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week’s quiz below, be sure to scroll down to submit your answers, and you’ll instantly get your score that will unequivocally tell you how smart you are. Also take our previous pop quizzes here and come back next Thursday for a brand new quiz! (Having trouble taking this quiz? It’s probably because you’re not getting Mercury newsletters! INDEX! TIP!) Now augment the cerebellum, because it’s time to get BRAINY!