HELLO, BRAINY PANTS! It’s time once again to put your exceptionally smart brain to the test with the very latest POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly quiz is packed with sassy, ​​fun, multiple-choice questions about what’s been going on in Portland over the past week, plus a few random questions just for laughs.

But first… HOW DID YOU DO IN LAST WEEK’S QUIZ? Pretty good I must say! And while we didn’t quite agree on this one, you convinced me that In-N-Out is indeed “grossly overrated!” GIVE YOURSELF 10 POSTHUMOUS POINTS!


OKAY, LET’S SEE HOW YOU DO THIS TIME! Take this week’s quiz, be sure to scroll down to submit your answers, and you’ll instantly get your score that will unequivocally tell you how smart you are. Here is the score key (out of 100 possible points).

100 points = “I’m a fucking genius!”
90 = “I’m almost a fucking genius.”
80 = “I am painfully close to genius.”
70 = “I may not be a genius, but I’m pretty smart.”
60 = “I’m a little smart.”
50 or less = “How smart am I?”

Grab this week’s PDX POP QUIZ below, grab our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next Friday for an all-new quiz! (Having trouble taking this quiz? It’s probably because you’re not getting Mercury newsletters! INDEX! TIP!) Now augment the cerebellum, because it’s time to get BRAINY!