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CALLING ALL SMARTY PANTS! It’s time once again to put that smart brain to the test with this week’s edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly, local, sassy trivia game. Get ready for super fun Q&As about creepy fast food night managers, novelists posing as murder suspects, and Oregon’s FREAKIEST giant statues! Also, guess what? You can enter to win FREE PIZZA from our always delicious friends Atlas Pizza, just for taking the quiz and signing up for our smart newsletters! (Pizza: the ultimate brain food!)

But before we continue… HOW DID YOU DO IN THE PREVIOUS QUIZ? Pretty good, and… OH MY GOD… almost all of you agree that Mark Zuckerberg or Elon Musk are most likely ALIENS wearing lizard skin! (But I guess both could be, and probably are, right?)

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OKAY, IT’S TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week’s quiz below, grab our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand new quiz! (Having trouble taking this quiz? It’s probably because you’re not getting Mercury newsletters! INDEX! TIP!) Now augment the cerebellum, because it’s time to get BRAINY!