“See you later, assholes! The new POP QUIZ PDX is here!” Bohdan Skrypnyk/iStock/Getty Images Plus

HEY, BRAINY BOTTOM! It’s time once again to put that smart brain to the test with this week’s edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly, local, sassy trivia game. And this week, we’ve got plenty of questions about all the latest cop scandals, monkey pox, and sword-fighting pirate skeletons! (Yes, it’s a “thing” in Oregon.) Also, guess what? You can enter to win FREE PIZZA from our always delicious friends Atlas Pizza, just for taking the quiz and signing up for our smart newsletters! (Pizza: the ultimate brain food!)

But before we continue… HOW DID YOU DO IN THE PREVIOUS QUIZ? Arrrghh, my friends, you have done very well! It’s very encouraging to learn that virtually everyone in Portland thinks Dolly Parton poops real lemon candy.


OKAY, IT’S TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week’s quiz below, grab our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand new quiz! (Having trouble taking this quiz? It’s probably because you’re not getting Mercury newsletters! INDEX! TIP!) Now augment the cerebellum, because it’s time to get BRAINY!