POP QUIZ PDX: Sassy trivia, bullet train questions, and which cereal mascot is your dad?
Which is faster…that “bullet train” or your BRAIN? ? Let’s find out! 3alexd / GETTY IMAGES
WELCOME, SMART PANTS! It’s time once again to put that smart brain to the test with this week’s edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly, local, sassy trivia game. And this week, you’ll use that cerebellum to answer questions about sleazy cops, high-speed trains, and “which cereal mascot best describes your dad?” In addition, and this is new, you can subscribe to WIN FREE PIZZA from our always delicious friends Atlas pizza! (Science fact: pizza makes you smarter.)
But first… HOW DID YOU DO IN THE PREVIOUS QUIZ? Ooooo-weee! VERY impressive overall! I’m also glad we agree that we should fire our current father and replace him with either Neil Patrick Harris or the guy who punched neo-Nazi Richard Spencer. GREAT MINDS!
OKAY, IT’S TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week’s quiz below, grab our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand new quiz! (Having trouble taking this quiz? It’s probably because you’re not getting Mercury newsletters! INDEX! TIP!) Now augment the cerebellum, because it’s time to get BRAINY!