HELLO, BRANIAC! It’s time once again to put your exceptionally smart brain to the test with the very latest POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly quiz is packed with sassy, ​​fun, multiple-choice questions about what’s been going on in Portland over the past week, plus a few random questions just for laughs.

But first… HOW DID YOU DO IN LAST WEEK’S QUIZ? Much better than usual! And I was especially pleased that the majority of you correctly agreed with me that Ferris Bueller is indeed a fucking asshole!


OKAY, IT’S TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week’s quiz below, be sure to scroll down to submit your answers, and you’ll instantly get your score that will unequivocally tell you how smart you are. Also take our previous pop quizzes here and come back next Thursday for a brand new quiz! (Having trouble taking this quiz? It’s probably because you’re not getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! TIP!) Now augment the cerebellum, because it’s time to get BRAINY!