HELLO, SMART PANTS! Let’s find out exactly how smart your pants are with the newest POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly quiz is packed with sassy, ​​fun, multiple-choice questions about what’s been going on in Portland over the past week, plus a few random questions just for laughs.

But first… HOW DID YOU DO IN LAST WEEK’S QUIZ? You were a little…oh, how to say…average last week, with the majority of you scoring around 70%. (So ​​eat a banana before you get this one!) However, it was VERY heartwarming to hear that you’re just as annoyed by Blazers fans on Twitter as I am!


OKAY, LET’S SEE HOW YOU DO THIS TIME! Take this week’s quiz, be sure to scroll down to submit your answers, and you’ll instantly get your score that will unequivocally tell you how smart you are. Here is the score key (out of 100 possible points).

100 points = “I’m a fucking genius!”
90 = “I’m almost a fucking genius.”
80 = “I am painfully close to genius.”
70 = “I may not be a genius, but I’m pretty smart.”
60 = “I’m a little smart.”
50 or less = “How smart am I?”

Grab this week’s PDX POP QUIZ below, grab our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next Friday for an all-new quiz! Turn on that cerebellum now, and BRAIN JAM!